Let's be honest here, click here dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We procrastinate. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“Two. Designed for Your Pleasure"
You guys have about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of nonsense that gets your blood pumping. No space for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every bit of the ride.
- Dump that boring stuff you’ve been seeing.
- That where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable experience.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the deal.
Guys: Dude Fuck Me Immediately Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Hit that already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Tear this place up.
Don't be a chicken, I know you want to.
Dude! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Be Firm, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyCreepy.
- Maybe I Should Get a Restraining Order.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
Honestly, I just want to Be Left Alone in Quiet! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Fucking Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta crank it up and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.